Well sir, safe to say, you & I sometimes clash.
Your opinions offend me, my opinions you trash.
And we've both butted heads oft'n enough on this site
That at times, I'm ashamed to think neither part right.
But I find I respect you, in a weird sort of way:
Though I might not agree, you believe what you say.
And I have to confess, I admire the way you
Have the courage to voice the unpopular view.
As for me, well, whatever conclusions you reach,
Grant me only this much: I believe in free speech,
And I'd hope that (as much as I proffer my own)
I equally let other viewpoints be known.
If there's one thing I'd wish said of me, it's that
Both in word and in deed, I'm a true democrat:
So let's bury the hatchet: if we've need of a reason,
We'll let bygones be bygones for the sake of the season.
Have yourself a merry little Christmas, Jerry.
Now if ya'll will excuse me, I've gotta run. I've got some serious last-minute shopping to do.