How to wash a cat...cruel but hilarious

[PHLguy]

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo

to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards

the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close

both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind

the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying

this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a

"power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that

there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift

both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the

bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

[Scott]

BAD DOG!!... THAT'S BAD!!!

...comeer fluffy let me dry you off...

[Guest donaltopablo]

That was pretty funny.

[Spartan]

That was amusing. Kinda mean though

[PHLguy]

Ya it's mean but it is funny.