[Metro Orlando Headlines]

Crime Rate Up in Eola Heights

I just had my Giant bicycle stolen from my porch on Saturday in downtown Orlando. I was just inside sweeping my floor and when I go outside to sit outside on a chair on my porch, I notice something is missing. I've never dealt with this type of thing until the apartment I am currently renting. When I first moved into my current residence, I had an attempted break in on the very first weekend. The perp ran off when I yelled out. That was almost exactly a year ago. Happy Anniversary to me on my rental!!!! Yay!!! Take my fuc&ing bike from my porch!!!! I hope the person that stole my bike goes flying over the handlebars and does a face plant into a roundabout and loses all their teeth and then gets run over by a speeding drunk in an SUV and has his back broken.

OK. I think I got it out. It really sucks. That bike was worth 400 bucks plus about 200 in mods. Lesson for everyone: even if you rent, get renters insurance. I obviously don't have it or I wouldn't be so pissed off.